Medical Jokes

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This must be the shortest medical Joke: "Nurse, nurse, it's worse!"

The receptionist comes storming into the doctor's practice: "Doctor, that patient you treated collapsed in the driveway, just now."
Doctor: "Don't worry, just go out and turn him round, so it looks like he wanted to come in."

Patient goes to the doctor. The doctor asks, "… and what is wrong with you today?"
"I don't know that's why I am here. I thought you where the doctor", the patient replied.

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